I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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