I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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