Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
im holly from the hills drunk
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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