And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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