This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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