that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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