Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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