do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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