She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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