KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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