If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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