Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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