coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize