And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
