I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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