Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
my poor anus
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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