Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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