What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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