they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Drunk is not a location!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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