I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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