I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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