Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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