i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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