So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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