singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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