on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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