look no pants
Me too!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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