Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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