Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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