He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
So here I am, sexting at work.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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