He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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