im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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