Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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