So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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