im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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