Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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