Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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