He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
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We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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