I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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