we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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