Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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