Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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