if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i think i just lost a toe
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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