just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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