I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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