How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Randomize
