The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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