i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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