Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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