Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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