office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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