awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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