she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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