I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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