I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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