Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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