just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
