Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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