This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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