Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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