Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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