Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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