ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
please come you make the beer taste better
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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